Ok, so it's not all exactly onomatopoetry, as it were. And yet I still like the effect. Not much more to report, I'm afraid. Hopefully I'll have something more in a week or two...

NOTES FROM THE FUTURE: For non-Exalted players, the joke about "Resistance" refers to an Ability in Exalted. Some of the powers that go with it allow the user to ignore damage.